I Heard It Through The Grapevine

For a division, the Company (and its subsidiaries) is pretty humonguous. So, one would expect that a mere individual such as yours truly is just a small fish in a huge ocean. Am just a kucirat earning her keep, yadda yadda and all that jazz.

However, for the past 2 days, this Madame has found out that this Division has got one damn bloody efficient grapevine - too over efficient, if you ask me. The news has even gotten past the Malaysian borders to reach all the way to the Netherlands.

Sigh.
Can I please remain incognito and crawl into the nearest worm hole to escape it all?

*am wondering sapa lah mulut tempayan Company ni*